They search the woods and don’t find the vampire, but the vampire finds them and kills like, two of them. At this house, the daughter of the family has been killed by a vampire and possibly turned**, and so Anita waits for the sheriff and some other people to go on a search. While they’re eating, Anita gets called to another murder scene. Then she and Larry go to Bloody Bones, a restaurant run by fairies (not joking) to have dinner. Then she goes to the murder scene and gets into a spitting match with the detective working the scene. She tells her client that she’ll be back at full dark to raise a couple of zombies for him. While Anita’s scoping out the cemetery, she gets called to a murder scene as part of the St. Anita has her magical way of getting involved in, like, three different big events in this book and while they all end up being connected, Anita’s “oh no I have to get involved again and it’s only my responsibility to save everyone but no one listens to me so you can’t expect me to have feelings about any of this shit so when can I go home and get some sleep” shtick is really starting to wear thin.Īlso, no lie, she started to sound like Sandy from Daria in my head a bit there. If she could go for one page without complaining about something, look, I will bake a batch of cookies and air-mail them to Ms.
Look, I don’t read these books for their interpretation of zombie-related property law I read these books to see how infuriated Anita’s attitude is going to make me. Developer Guy says he bought it outright, but this old family (the Bouviers? I think it was the Bouviers, but I’m not going to look it up even though the book is literally three inches from my knee) says it’s their family plot and wasn’t for sale. So she and her apprentice Larry take a helicopter ride out to the Branson Burbs and the guy who wants her to raise the zombies wants to raze the cemetery and turn it into a condo complex (or something look, I read it a month ago and I never really pay too much attention to these books as it is) and the ownership of the land is being contested. As Anita has reluctantly acknowledged her necromancy powers (because Anita does everything reluctantly), she agrees to look at the site and see if she can do it, but she doesn’t agree to take the job. Louis and into the ‘burbs of Branson (which I will always believe is like “If Ned Flanders ran Las Vegas”) for a client who wants her to raise a cemetery’s worth of three-hundred-year-old zombies. But let’s all forget about my tardiness, roll up our sleeves, and gargle with some warm carbonated water, because it’s time for … THE RANT SONGĪnita Blake’s fifth outing in her own series takes her out of St. Happy New Year! … One month late, because that’s how I roll.
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